LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
THE PROGNOSTICATOR OF
PROGNOSTICATORS IS BACK! THE ORACLE OF THE ENDZONE
THE CRYSTAL BALL OF THE GRIDIRON
THE SEER OF ALL THINGS FOOTBALL
RASH DINKLE IS HERE TO READ YOUR TOUCHDOWN TEA LEAVES.
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INSIGHTS AND ACUTE INSULTS.
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A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM RASH A 'heads up' warning for all men who may be
regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going
out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think
it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping
into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When
you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to
another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over
you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, & 20th. Also June
1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this